homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

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theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

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8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

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mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

spookyplantain:

bachtothespoopy:

whycellothurr:

spookyplantain:

bachtothespoopy:

whycellothurr:

Reblog for T H E S K E L E T O N W A R

ignore and keep scrolling for the fuckboys

I want to enlist, but what if I’m

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unarmed?

yeah I think I need to get my

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head in the game

bop to the top
of T H E S K E L E T O N D R A F T

WHAT TEAM

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what the fuck is wrong with this website

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